In a world of negativity, our blog needs a break for Funny Friday!
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch? Mac and sneeze.
Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
I finished Netflix today.
End… we didn’t make up these funnies, but thanks to those who did!